May 2013
“say i won’t”
– a nigga that will (via sexuallysuggestive)
April 2013
cdrepresume:
alexdayhasmywhale:
The only thing worse than being put into a group of strangers for a class project is being put into a group of strangers who are already friends with each other.
March 2013
unFUCKINGbelievable
THIS BITCH has got their balls in the palm of her fucking hand! I need more work hours and they don’t have the balls to tell this bitch to stay her ass in the fucking weekend and hop off my Thursdays. FUCK ME. Weekends fucking pay more anyways, so what the actual fuck?!?!?
-Fuck it, Imma go see Spring Breakers
lanadelrevupthosefryers:
touchin wet food while washing dishes
Well we did it tumblr, finally an accurate GIF...
sitdownslut-feedyourfish:
brave-coeur-de-rouge:
the-winchester-initiative:
loveabovelooks:
supernaturallychallenged:
THIS IS FACT
What makes it even better is the one causing it is satan
i can’t even put into words how accurate this is
I bet this post has pretty much traumatized the male population of tumblr
So a guy walks into a bar...
thatvegancosplayer:
cursethecosmos:
And he sees this girl who catches his eye. He walks up to her, flirts and asks if he could buy her a drink. She declines. It seems she wants to hang out with her friends and doesn’t want to be bothered. So the man calmly and with a non sarcastic tone says: “Okay. Well, you have a good evening then”. He walks away and continues to enjoy his evening because...
